Baby Showers

I've never been to a baby shower, before. Someone I know is having a baby in a few weeks. So she's having a baby shower.

I always thought people had baby showers earlier than that. It just makes sense to me to have your baby shower around the six month mark.

But I may be way off the mark. I don't like kids. I kinda hate the fact that I used to be one.

I like to imagine that I wasn't born, at all. Perhaps I passed through a membrane from another dimension fully formed and filled with hate.

Thoughts like that keep me warm at night.

Of course, the booze helps.