Werner Herzog Is God

A while back, I had a very vivid dream.

I was sitting in a small, cramped room across a table from Werner Herzog. We were playing Chutes and Ladders.

He won, and I congratulated him on his victory. He smiled at me, patted me on the back, and happily said "Everyone's a winner when you play Chutes and Ladders!" in that thick German accent.

I woke up with a smile on my face.

Yesterday, I dreamed of reading a book.

What the hell?