Welcome back to this delightfully depressing little corner of the world wide web. I've got a brand-new installment of the worst podcast you've ever heard coming up, but first it's time to introduce that "special event" I referred to in my last post. I've decided to do something different for this Halloween season, because I have way too much time on my hands. So allow me to introduce the 1st Annual SCHLOCK CORRIDOR series here at The Book Of Lies!
Allow me to explain: Starting tomorrow and lasting until Halloween, I will watch and review one trashy horror film here on the blog each day. There are only two rules: 1) Starting with 2011's Hellraiser: Revelations, each subsequent film will be chosen from the helpful recommendations provided by Netflix, and 2) I can't have seen the film before it comes up for review. It's just something I want to do in order to commemorate this festive season. So come back tomorrow for the first chapter of the thirteen-part series I have dubbed SCHLOCK CORRIDOR.
Ooh, look at that! That must have taken at least two minutes to make! |
In the meantime, just sit back and listen to the 41th installment of my personal favorite podcast, Nobody Listens To This Crap. In this episode, discussions include transvestites, bourbon, human/turtle hybrids, Adele, the judicial system, fried chicken, boxes, mental illness, cheesecake, Barbara Hershey, and Bruce Springsteen. It is what it is:
Chapter 41: Alligator Snapping Father
Until tomorrow...
TIME MARCHES ON!
Your podcast sucks.
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