It's Christmas Eve, Internet Trolls! The time when we all smile a little easier. The spirit of the season warms our hearths and hearts. If you listen closely, you can almost hear the soothing sound of sleigh bells drifting through the still winter air...
But more importantly, this is also the fifth day of my video-riffic holiday blogging celebration! That's right! I have returned from beyond time and space to bring you, dear friends, the gift of sight and sound!
Being Kilted Yak's Eve, and all, I've decided to give you all a special treat. No clips from classic holiday movies, no quaint seasonal commercials, and no hilariously nightmarish music videos on this day. This is a special day, and it deserves special videos. Indeed, I said videos, plural. Two, being more specific. And these aren't just any videos. No, these lovingly crafted entertainments come direct from the patented Photoplay Sweatshop here at FENDERMAN Inc.
The first video is entitled The Christmas Miracle, originally created last December. It tells the touching story of a simple man who loves Christmas with all his heart. On one special night (I think you know which night I'm talking about), he is visited by a kindly stranger who teaches him a lesson about the true meaning of the "season of giving".
Up next is The Second Christmas Miracle, and yes, it is a sequel. However did you guess? Created recently (how's four days ago for "recent"? Hot off the fucking press!), this second chapter picks up one year after the events of the first delightful photoplay. Our simple man is adrift, wandering through a wasteland of deceit and treachery, still haunted by the truths visited upon him last Christmas Eve. When the moment of truth arrives, will he end his own life, or will he be redeemed by a familiar stranger?
Gee, I guess you'll just have to watch and find out.
I do sincerely hope you enjoy these little labors of love from all of us here at The Book Of Lies. By "all of us", I am of course referring to myself and my dear cousin Ky. We're a small operation, but we try, dammit! Have fun watching the destruction of everything one poor soul holds dear! Revel in his despair! Rejoice in his suffering! And don't forget to let the Christmas Spirit violate your inner child under the mistletoe this festive evening.
Tomorrow comes the much-anticipated conclusion of my little holiday blow-out. You don't want to miss the biggest surprise of the season!
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