Monday, September 21

Scandal In The American Heartland!

I think I saw Bigfoot last night.

Wandering around in the great outdoors, I stumbled upon a massive shape at the edge of the forest.

The musty smell was overpowering. The eyes shone in the moonlight, and the shape was covered in thick, matted fur. It was rubbing its back against a tree stump, like a bear.

Wait... did I just see a bear?

Dammit.

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