The Book Of Lies: 2012

The Book Of Lies

Monday, December 31

Unexpectedly Surprised

Posted by Uncle of Lies at 2:09 PM 10 comments:

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Labels: 3d, dragon, dwarves, gold, lord of the rings, midget, peter jackson, star wars, the hobbit, tolkein

Tuesday, December 25

Blood For Santa: Day 5

Posted by Uncle of Lies at 2:56 AM 2 comments:

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Labels: bing crosby, blood, christmas, david bowie, gift, greed, kweznuz, latex, lies, pagan, perversion, podcast, santa, showgirls

Monday, December 24

Blood For Santa: Day 4

Posted by Uncle of Lies at 7:15 AM 5 comments:

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Labels: beach, christmas, hawaii, krampus, kweznuz, lies, podcast, santa

Sunday, December 23

Blood For Santa: Day 3

Posted by Uncle of Lies at 2:54 AM 3 comments:

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Labels: broadway, christmas, drugs, goats, latex, lies, manatee, musical, podcast, santa, whiskey

Saturday, December 22

Blood For Santa: Day 2

Posted by Uncle of Lies at 4:54 AM 6 comments:

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Labels: christmas, family, kweznuz, latex, podcast, richie sambora, santa, sweden, wedding

Friday, December 21

Blood For Santa: Day 1

Posted by Uncle of Lies at 4:11 AM 4 comments:

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Labels: blood, christmas, elvira, kweznuz, podcast, santa

Friday, November 30

Waiting For The Kwisatz Haderach

Posted by Uncle of Lies at 3:52 PM 7 comments:

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Labels: christina ricci, danny devito, dune, elizabeth berkely, frank zappa, latex, lies, november, podcast, pornography, showgirls, twins

Wednesday, October 31

The Clock Is Ticking...

Posted by Uncle of Lies at 3:33 AM 6 comments:

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Labels: elvira, halloween, holiday, horror, nuclear bomb, pee wee herman, podcast, spook house, true blood, twilight, wedding

Wednesday, October 17

Do Not Disassemble!

Posted by Uncle of Lies at 4:08 PM 4 comments:

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Labels: angelina jolie, argo, ben affleck, fisher stevens, hackers, itunes, jack kirby, kaiju, kat dennings, lies, lorraine bracco, peanut butter, podcast, short circuit, snuff

Wednesday, October 3

What Does This Mean? Who Can Say?

Posted by Uncle of Lies at 4:34 PM 13 comments:

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Labels: candy, clambake, fetish, halloween, hobo, itunes, kylie minogue, latex, madness, mailbox, monica bellucci, music, necrophilia, podcast

Wednesday, September 19

The Bellringer Is Loose!

Posted by Uncle of Lies at 7:22 AM 6 comments:

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Labels: bubble machine, ceremony, freakshow, gillian anderson, itunes, lies, livers, podcast, refrigerator, tom waits, univision, wedding

Wednesday, September 5

This Is Not Pornography!

Posted by Uncle of Lies at 6:21 AM 6 comments:

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Labels: alien, anal probe, apples, arson, august, christmas, feast, george carlin, hobo, itunes, latex, lies, midnight meat train, nicki minaj, podcast, roger bart, school, september carrino

Sunday, August 26

Three Years Closer To The Grave...

Posted by Uncle of Lies at 5:11 AM 8 comments:

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Labels: abortion, anniversary, apple, blog, charles bronson, cult, death, egg shen, fetish, fleshlight, gerry, itunes, john cena, latex, peter dinklage, podcast, prophecy, prophet

Wednesday, August 15

Medical Emergency

Posted by Uncle of Lies at 4:46 AM 6 comments:

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Labels: 1990, 2012, arnold schwarzenegger, dan o'bannon, doctor, healthcare, itunes, kuato, latex, lies, medicine, nurse, paul verhoeven, podcast, susan wayland, total recall

Monday, August 6

A Work In Progress...

Posted by Uncle of Lies at 4:46 AM 7 comments:

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Labels: bacon, breaking bad, bryan cranston, flash, iOS, iPad, iPhone, itunes, lies, podcast, podomatic, remake, total recall, train

Wednesday, August 1

Squid-Splosion!

Posted by Uncle of Lies at 2:13 AM 8 comments:

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Labels: bbc, ben stiller, darkplace, gentlemen prefer blondes, isabelle adjani, jane russell, lies, lonely island, mighty boosh, podcast, possession, richard ayoade, sam neill, squid sex, the watch, vince vaughn

Saturday, July 28

One Shall Stand...

Posted by Uncle of Lies at 7:08 AM 6 comments:

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Labels: birthday, night court, olympics, peter cullen, podcast, transformers

Sunday, July 22

A Cowardly And Superstitious Lot...

Posted by Uncle of Lies at 5:18 AM 8 comments:

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Labels: anne hathaway, bane, batman, catwoman, christian bale, christopher nolan, christopher reeve, dark knight rises, joseph gordon-levitt, michael caine, michelle pfeiffer, showgirls, spider-man, superman, tim burton

Saturday, July 21

An Illustrated Oddity

Posted by Uncle of Lies at 5:01 AM 3 comments:

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Labels: andrew kolb, brian eno, childhood, david bowie, disco king, ford escort, memory, reality, space oddity, supermarket, ziggy stardust

Wednesday, July 18

Caviar: A Love Story

Posted by Uncle of Lies at 11:39 PM 3 comments:

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Labels: abortion, fetish, geography, itunes, lady gaga, latex, lubricant, mermaid, pirates, podcast, podomatic, salmon, wicca, witchcraft

Saturday, July 14

I Only Know One Speed: Balls Out!

Posted by Uncle of Lies at 12:14 AM 12 comments:

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Labels: blood, deadwood, geography, heaven, hell, hooker, latex, mitt romney, mormon, pantaloons, paradise, pirate, podcast, school, south dakota

Thursday, June 14

Prometheus 2: The Secret Of The Ooze!

Posted by Uncle of Lies at 7:46 PM 28 comments:

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Labels: alien, blade runner, charlize theron, cindy crawford, dan o'bannon, garbage, h.r. giger, imax, michael fassbender, noomi rapace, podcast, prometheus, ridley scott

Wednesday, June 13

Staying Alive

Posted by Uncle of Lies at 6:47 AM 7 comments:

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Labels: barry gibb, bears, bee gees, cryptozoology, csi miami, elizabeth shue, fraggles, itunes, jim henson, lies, madonna, podcast, south park, staying alive

Saturday, June 9

WARNING: This Movie May Cause Narcolepsy

Posted by Uncle of Lies at 4:50 AM 2 comments:

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Labels: 3d, alien, ancient aliens, h.r. giger, hollow man, imax, kevin bacon, natasha henstridge, podcast, prometheus, rhona mitra, ridley scott, vodka

Wednesday, June 6

I've Read Every Page, Line And Word Read At Me, Sir!

Posted by Uncle of Lies at 2:28 PM 2 comments:

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Labels: autumn, books, immortal, literature, magic, martian chronicles, novel, ray bradbury, something wicked this way comes

Thursday, May 31

Higher Dimensions Of Being!

Posted by Uncle of Lies at 3:26 PM 10 comments:

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Labels: barry sonnenfeld, frank the pug, jemaine clement, josh brolin, lara flynn boyle, linda fiorentino, men in black 3, moon, nicole scherzinger, rip torn, star trek, tommy lee jones, troll 2, twiggy, will smith

Wednesday, May 30

Hobo With A Flute Sheath!

Posted by Uncle of Lies at 10:22 PM 2 comments:

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Labels: dunstan, feast, flute, gary busey, hooker, ian anderson, itunes, jethro tull, john gulager, kelly brook, lorax, melton, piranha 3dd, podcast, snow white, time travel

Wednesday, May 16

Pain! Pain! PAIN!!!

Posted by Uncle of Lies at 5:25 AM 5 comments:

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Labels: amazing grace, anne hathaway, bagpipes, batman, booze, catwoman, cuckoo's nest, dark knight, irish, itunes, jack nicholson, jesus, leonard nimoy, lies, night court, podcast, spock, star trek, tom waits

Friday, May 11

There Are Bones In The Wax!

Posted by Uncle of Lies at 5:52 PM 2 comments:

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Labels: 2012 optometrist hunger games avengers kate upton piranha 3dd bread elvis gun deringer bangladesh george harrison

Wednesday, February 29

The Day That Never Comes

Posted by Uncle of Lies at 2:38 PM 64 comments:

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Labels: leap year gallagher watermelon julius caesar pope gregory xiii calendar rick santorum stephen king dead zone ultimate warrior hulk hogan destrucity sledge-o-matic down's syndrome karate marilyn monroe

Tuesday, February 14

Martyrology: A Love Story

Posted by Uncle of Lies at 3:06 PM No comments:

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Labels: st valentine's day chaucer canterbury tales lupercalia juno february heart chocolate rose jewelry panties bacon english misanthrope romance waterworld

Tuesday, January 31

It Is Cheese! Breath And Wind! ...It Is Cheese.

Posted by Uncle of Lies at 7:07 AM 1 comment:

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Labels: podcast lies itunes apple schadenfreude mission accomplished game of thrones showgirls total recall charles bronson fire it up bbq

Sunday, January 22

So I Made Another List...

The joy is gone. The sun has set, and the world has become a desolate and inhospitable place.

Posted by Uncle of Lies at 11:11 AM 1 comment:

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Labels: worst of 2011 hangover 2 unknown i am number 4 battle los angeles sucker punch super 8 green lantern cowboys aliens conan fright night darkseid carla gugino rose mcgowan eric roberts liam apocalypse

Saturday, January 21

So I Made This List...

Better late than never!

Posted by Uncle of Lies at 10:25 AM 1 comment:

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Labels: best of 2011 movie list drive angry cave forgotten dreams adventures tintin girl with dragon tattoo contagion tree of life hugo cabret rise planet apes rum diary hunter thompson rooney mara

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