The Book Of Lies: 2013

The Book Of Lies

Wednesday, December 25

The Life & Death Of Kris Kringle, Volume Four

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Labels: blip tv, christmas, drunk, ernest scared stupid, fire, holiday, john Lithgow, pagan, podcast, rage, santa claus, univision, youtube

Tuesday, December 24

The Life & Death Of Kris Kringle, Volume Three

Posted by Uncle of Lies at 11:36 PM No comments:

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Labels: christmas, crazy, drunk, fetish, handsome, holiday, iron, latex, movie, nudity, podcast, tequila, tv

Monday, December 23

The Life & Death Of Kris Kringle, Volume Two

Posted by Uncle of Lies at 11:57 PM 1 comment:

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Labels: 3d, cannibal, cat, christmas, crazy, dog, drunk, easter, festive, ghosts, holiday, movie, nudity, perversion, piranha, podcast

Saturday, December 21

The Life & Death Of Kris Kringle, Volume One

Posted by Uncle of Lies at 6:24 PM 2 comments:

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Labels: christmas, disappointment, drunk, fire, holiday, latex, leather, music, pagan, podcast, Rachel maddow, santa claus, who

Thursday, December 19

Still Alive & Kicking (Sort Of)

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Labels: alf, bourbon, bruce willis, christmas, doctor who, Dracula, drunk, nudity, podcast, superman

Wednesday, December 4

The Everlasting Bog-Stomper

Posted by Uncle of Lies at 1:25 PM 2 comments:

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Labels: christmas, Donald duck, drunk, gambling, Kenny rogers, lance henriksen, liam neeson, lies, money, podcast, Wesley snipes

Saturday, November 23

I Never Know Why. I Only Know Who.

Posted by Uncle of Lies at 3:40 AM 5 comments:

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Labels: 50, anniversary, bbc, celebration, childhood, doctor who, donut, drunk, james bond, ninja, podcast, showgirls, tardis

Wednesday, November 20

Death Is Just Around The Corner

Posted by Uncle of Lies at 6:52 PM 3 comments:

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Labels: drunk, fetish, karl, lies, murder, nudity, podcast, pornography, sex, terror

Wednesday, November 6

Circling The Drain

Posted by Uncle of Lies at 11:48 PM 4 comments:

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Labels: asshole, bourbon, comic book, drunk, frank miller, hatred, lies, mel Gibson, movie, nudity, podcast, racism, rant

Thursday, October 31

For The Dead Travel Fast

Posted by Uncle of Lies at 4:08 AM 5 comments:

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Labels: ale, devil, elvira, folklore, god, halloween, heaven, hell, holiday, horror, jack, lies, movie, podcast, pumpkin, sleepy hollow, television, vhs

Wednesday, October 30

Schlock Corridor: Day Thirteen

Posted by Uncle of Lies at 2:48 AM 2 comments:

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Labels: asylum, evil dead, feast, frankenhooker, gulager, halloween, horror, piranha, schlock, shit, syfy, zombie

Tuesday, October 29

Schlock Corridor: Day Twelve

Posted by Uncle of Lies at 7:05 AM 2 comments:

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Labels: Frankenstein, halloween, horror, monster, movie, Netflix, schlock

Monday, October 28

Schlock Corridor: Day Eleven

Posted by Uncle of Lies at 4:35 AM 2 comments:

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Labels: 1980s, anthology, british, halloween, horror, murder, Netflix, puppet, schlock

Sunday, October 27

Schlock Corridor: Day Ten

Posted by Uncle of Lies at 3:41 AM 2 comments:

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Labels: awful, boring, halloween, horror, movie, Netflix, nudity, schlock, tired, torture

Saturday, October 26

Schlock Corridor: Day Nine

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Posted by Uncle of Lies at 2:44 AM 3 comments:

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Labels: asylum, bourbon, drunk, gremlins, halloween, horror, Netflix, nightmare, schlock, shit, tron

Friday, October 25

Schlock Corridor: Day Eight

Posted by Uncle of Lies at 3:45 AM 3 comments:

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Labels: boring, charmed, crap, halloween, horror, initiation, Netflix, sadness, schlock, slasher

Thursday, October 24

Schlock Corridor: Day Seven

Posted by Uncle of Lies at 4:52 AM 3 comments:

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Labels: cheesecake, deadly blessing, halloween, horror, madness, Netflix, nightmare, schlock, transvestite, wes craven

Wednesday, October 23

Schlock Corridor: Day Six

Posted by Uncle of Lies at 3:10 AM 3 comments:

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Labels: brad dourif, fantasy, halloween, horror, movie, Netflix, rage, review, sadness, schlock, shit

Tuesday, October 22

Schlock Corridor: Day Five

Posted by Uncle of Lies at 10:08 AM 3 comments:

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Labels: evil, exploitation, good, halloween, horror, Netflix, nudity, schlock, sex, witch

Monday, October 21

Schlock Corridor: Day Four

Posted by Uncle of Lies at 6:37 PM 2 comments:

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Labels: boring, bullshit, commando, dead, halloween, horror, Netflix, schlock, vampires, zombies

Sunday, October 20

Schlock Corridor: Day Three

Posted by Uncle of Lies at 5:24 PM 3 comments:

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Labels: aliens, breeders, halloween, horror, monster, Netflix, nudity, schlock, sci fi

Saturday, October 19

Schlock Corridor: Day Two

Posted by Uncle of Lies at 10:04 PM 3 comments:

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Labels: halloween, horror, night of the living dead, nudity, romero, schlock, terrible, vintage, zombie

Friday, October 18

Schlock Corridor: Day One

Posted by Uncle of Lies at 7:19 PM 3 comments:

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Labels: awful, clive barker, crap, dimension, halloween, hellraiser, horror, movie review, Netflix, schlock

Wednesday, October 16

Eve Of Destruction

Posted by Uncle of Lies at 11:41 PM 2 comments:

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Labels: adele, anger, bourbon, box, bruce springsteen, drunk, father, frankenhooker, halloween, laughter, madness, podcast, transvestite, turtle

Wednesday, October 2

Everything Falls Apart

Posted by Uncle of Lies at 4:45 PM 5 comments:

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Labels: alf, autumn, clown, comedy, funny, halloween, mud butler, podcast

Friday, September 20

What Happened To Its Beautiful Brain?!

Posted by Uncle of Lies at 5:32 PM 8 comments:

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Labels: apathy, book, bourbon, doctor who, drunk, fringe, gaither, jesus, music, nerd, podcast, sleepy hollow, star trek, television, wrestling

Wednesday, September 4

Sweaty September Stuff

Posted by Uncle of Lies at 2:24 PM 9 comments:

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Labels: anger, awful, benson, big bang theory, bourbon, comedy, drunk, frog, jane russell, kevin smith, lies, mud butler, nerd, podcast, Quentin tarantino

Monday, August 26

Four Wasted Years...

Posted by Uncle of Lies at 3:37 PM 7 comments:

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Labels: anniversary, appliance, bourbon, drunk, horror, movies, nudity, nurse, podcast, sadness, William castle

Thursday, August 22

Just Hanging Out With My Friends, Yo!

Posted by Uncle of Lies at 2:03 PM 4 comments:

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Labels: fear, future, internet, jj abrams, nerd, past, podcast, rage, simon pegg, star trek

Wednesday, August 7

Scenic Swamps Of Kansas

Posted by Uncle of Lies at 11:59 PM 5 comments:

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Labels: anger, flood, hipster, kansas, lies, nudity, podcast, resentment, science, transvestite, water

Friday, July 26

Bacon-Stein Meets The Wolf Man

Posted by Uncle of Lies at 2:45 AM 5 comments:

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Labels: barbarella, friendship, jami gertz, music, nudity, podcast, pug, stuff, wolfman

Monday, July 22

World's Dullest

Posted by Uncle of Lies at 1:56 AM 3 comments:

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Labels: batman, comic, convention, dc, marvel, movie, negativity, Nolan, nudity, podcast, superman

Friday, July 19

The Futility Of Fertility

Posted by Uncle of Lies at 2:50 AM 3 comments:

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Labels: despair, frankenhooker, hopelessness, jane russell, misery, nerd, podcast, star trek, tears, weekend

Wednesday, July 10

Show Me Your Secrets, Beautiful Drifter!

Posted by Uncle of Lies at 12:05 PM 4 comments:

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Labels: batman, christmas, comic book, johnny depp, lone ranger, movie, nerd, nudity, podcast, rage, sadness, spawn, spider-man

Thursday, July 4

Jingoism - An Erotic Journey

Posted by Uncle of Lies at 6:05 AM 5 comments:

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Labels: 1776, 4th of july, death, fire, fireworks, independence day, liberty, nudity, podcast, superman

Wednesday, June 26

Sorcery & Sandwiches

Posted by Uncle of Lies at 6:16 AM 3 comments:

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Labels: anger, blood, conan, doctor, drunk, late, madness, nudity, podcast, wrestling

Sunday, June 23

Unrelenting Mediocrity

Posted by Uncle of Lies at 5:03 AM 3 comments:

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Labels: Adrienne barbeau, arnold schwarzenegger, boobs, boring, brad pitt, conan, movie, nudity, podcast, world war z, zombie

Wednesday, June 12

The Simmering Plains

Posted by Uncle of Lies at 6:02 PM 3 comments:

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Labels: Adrienne barbeau, cop dog, heat, lies, misery, pants, Patrick, podcast, summer, Swayze

Wednesday, May 22

The Black Hole Anniversary

Posted by Uncle of Lies at 2:58 PM 3 comments:

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Labels: aliens, atheism, death, exorcism, faith, heaven, hell, lies, life, nudity, podcast, religion, star trek

Wednesday, May 8

Short Bus Cinema

Posted by Uncle of Lies at 6:33 PM 3 comments:

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Labels: bicycle, butt, controversy, dog, keira knightley, leather, picasso, podcast, ray bradbury, ray harryhausen, whiskey

Wednesday, April 24

The Not-So-Nice Un-Living, Part XIII

Posted by Uncle of Lies at 6:18 AM 4 comments:

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Labels: bruce campbell, david bowie, drunk, evil dead, lies, pain, podcast, remake, whiskey

Wednesday, April 10

The Funniest Thing You'll See All Day...

Posted by Uncle of Lies at 12:38 PM 4 comments:

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Labels: death, fish, gay, god, lies, marriage, nudity, podcast, sex

Sunday, March 31

We Need No Longer Live In Fear Of The Lord!

Posted by Uncle of Lies at 7:47 PM 2 comments:

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Labels: corvette summer, dune, easter, hd-dvd, jesus, lies, marilyn monroe, movie, podcast

Friday, March 29

A Brief History Of The Multiverse, Chapter 27

Posted by Uncle of Lies at 2:14 PM 3 comments:

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Labels: anger, bronson, food, milestone, podcast, sex

Tuesday, March 19

Content! That's What The Readers Want!

Posted by Uncle of Lies at 3:16 PM 4 comments:

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Labels: blog, brian krause, cellar, celluloid, charmed, controversy, film, itunes, misanthrope, nudity, podcast, rage, sleepwalkers, television

Wednesday, March 13

By Grabthar's Hammer, What A Savings.

Posted by Uncle of Lies at 4:54 PM 5 comments:

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Labels: buckaroo banzai, controversy, dildo, horse, latex, nudity, pain, penis, podcast, sex, short circuit, suicide

Wednesday, February 27

A Bad Night To Live Easy?

Posted by Uncle of Lies at 9:43 AM 3 comments:

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Labels: die hard, drunk, podcast, rage, sadness, whiskey

Wednesday, February 13

Role Models For A Young Sociopath

Posted by Uncle of Lies at 6:53 AM 5 comments:

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Labels: beaver, disgust, facebook, famke janssen, food, heart, lies, nuclear bomb, podcast, radiation, sex, valentine

Wednesday, January 30

Nerd Quest

Posted by Uncle of Lies at 9:08 AM 6 comments:

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Labels: big bang theory, doctor who, latex, nerd, podcast, star trek, weather

Saturday, January 19

Nothing Else Matters: 2012 In Movies

Posted by Uncle of Lies at 7:35 AM 4 comments:

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Labels: 2012, best, cloud atlas, gina carano, list, prometheus, time, worst

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